Eiffel Tower of Pizza!

"Look, Mom, I have something to show you." Andrew points to the placemat on the kitchen table which is a world map with famous places illustrated on it.
Pointing, "Here's the Eiffel Tower of Pizza!" (i.e. the leaning Tower of Pisa)
"Are you sure it's called that, Andrew?" I ask.
"Yes, but, the Eiffel Tower of Pizza doesn't really make pizza."
I ask, "It doesn't?"
"No, it makes mac'n cheese! hahahaha!" (Big big belly laugh from Drew)
"Where did you learn about that?"
"Dr. Dugan-smart on Phineas and Ferb wanted to destroy the tower on TV."

Andrew excited about his "funny" moment,
wanted to draw the famous Eiffel Tower of Pizza
that makes mac'n cheese

Oh my... please, Dr. Dugan-smart, don't destroy the Eiffel Tower of Pizza! Where would we get our mac'n cheese?